Shotgun Wedding

George Riley

Compositor: Dill Aitchison / George Riley

The last night, keeping my name
Well, what's a name anyway?
And I gave up my job
You said: No need to work, baby (no need to work, baby)
I picked up my dress
And you found something blue
'Cause you slapped me around (you slapped me around)
Baby, don't tell me what to do

Oh, I'm so happy, got freedom from my daddy now
I'm doin' just what I want
Cruising 'round, doin' happy clappy
Washing the money down, down

Oh, take me to the altar
Put a ring on my finger
You can say that I'm yours
I'll drive away in your car
Oh, take me to the altar
Put a ring on my finger
And now you think that I'm yours
I don't know anymore

It's all fun and games
Baby, until it ain't
Don't get me pregnant
I thought you said we're gonna wait
I gave up my job
I put on my little dress
I'm so feminine
You said you're impressed

I'm so happy, got freedom from my daddy now
I'm doin' just what I want
If I keep smiling and keeping the house
I can get a Birkin to flash on TikTok

Take me to the altar
Put a ring on my finger
You can say that I'm yours
I'll drive away in your car
Oh, take me to the altar
Put a ring on my finger
And now you think that I'm yours
I don't know anymore

Miss Riley
Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
No, you fuck off!